Me on the beach

Me on the beach
Originally uploaded by Sarah MU.

Hawaii pictures have been uploaded to flickr. Yes I know like a month later...

Beautiful

Light reflecting off water

Brad Pitt

Wawa hoagies

The view of Boston from the Longfellow Bridge

My brown dress

Hawaii

See I am not dead...

Left Hawaii on Saturday to arrive to a 60 degree, cold, rainy Boston. Why? That is the question I keep asking myself.

Naturally since it was Kelly and me vacationing together I have lots of stories. But alas no time to tell them right now. I am preparing to move tomorrow (UGH). So packing has been my spare time activity. Which isn't easy for a pack-rat (Hi my name is Sarah, and I just cannot throw anything away). But I promise I am doing very good (I swear, Marita, I am throwing away LOTS of stuff, you would be proud). For example, the penis that grows in water (Bachorlette party item, I swear). Though I did have to have an internal 15 minute debate bofore I came to the conclusion that no there would probaby be very few situations where a fake water-growing penis would be needed (It had to be internal, after I vocally debated, to my sister and Alaina, throwing out graduation thank you cards- see I have these thank you cards that came with the inviations I bought for my Mom and sister's graduation party. But I forgot to actually give the cards to them to use. And they are specifically graduation-y so its not like I can use them for something else. And I don't know anybody who is graduating in the near future, so they are basically useless. So I finally threw them away, well just the cards not the enevlopes- they can still be used. But it took much convincing from my sister and Alaina before I could do it. See I obvioulsy still feel like I shouldn't have thrown them away since I just said I was too busy to tell you all about Hawaii but I have gone on about the stupid thank you cards for a LARGE paragraph now.)

Also, I overslept by an hour today (I am such a great employee. I wasn't here all last week, I am taking tomorrow off to move and the top it all off, I came in at 10 today--- where is my award?). Boy oh boy.

And last night in the mist of my packing I forgot Prison Break was on and only caught the last half hour. Which really sucked since I missed the season opener last week. So I am very confused, anybody out there who watched and can clue me in?

I will post later with pictures and stories from Hawaii and hopefully I won't be posting any stories or pictures about moving. Please let this go smoothly.

And the heavens opened up and God smiled upon me

I HAVE SIGNED A LEASE. That is right apartment search is officially over, you may now return to your regularly scheduled programs.

Alaina and I will be moving the last week of August/the beginning of September (exact dates are still TBD). So if anybody wants to help, there will be rewards.... (I used ... because I don't quite know what those rewards will be, ooh unless you are a hot guy, then I know ;) (look winky face...) (look use of way to may parentheses).

All my fretting of last week is gone. I think I start to stress about one thing (like looking for an apartment) and just cannot stop. It is like a I addicated to stressing out. One thing cannot be wrong, I must assign other things in my life (that aren't that big of a deal) to also be wrong and worthy of stress. Um, I wonder if I should address this...eh too much work.

So lets recap:
1. I have an apartment!!!!
2. I am nuts.
3. But pretty (um that wasn't part of my post, but it makes me feel better).
4. If you don't know me or my friends we say the pretty thing all the time. I am not stuck up.
5. This has turned into not a recap, but a list with new items.
6. This isn't funny is it.
7. I am done.

Tuesday

It is sad when the highlight of your day is realizing you have cough drops in you desk drawer.

Two weeks

Much is written about the blogsphere, regarding the "now-ness" of it all. An event occurs and within minutes people worldwide are writing, posting, and discussing it. Bush says shit and its everywhere.

Well I don't like to roll that way. I want to go back to the times of the Pony Express where news was weeks old. Just because I blog doesn't mean I have to blog in the present. I say no to "now-ness" and yes to taking my time, savoring the moment, refusing to be caught up…. Okay fine, I admit I am just lazy and haven't gotten around to writing about Elizabeth and Dave's wedding. But I want to so I felt some need to explain why I am writing about something that occurred two weeks ago.

Mr. and Mrs. Comeau
Originally uploaded by Sarah MU.

It was beautiful. They got married in Bar Harbor, Maine, in the rain (rhyming somewhat intentional). Elizabeth looked amazing (just look at the flickr photos). Dave was very handsome (you better watch out Elizabeth, married men love me). And I had a great time.

Jen and I drove up on Friday so we could partake in a little Bachorlette party action, which was filled with PENISES. Yes it must be capitalized. We all got penis tattoos. Jen's was on her boob and keep poking out of her dress at the wedding. Classy. Ate some penis cake. Drank out of penis straws. Hit the penis piñata. Overall, had a very cocky time.

The next day, Jen and I had a great breakfast in Bar Harbor (I got a tofu scramble, which I had been wanting to try for some time, it was delicious. Jen got pancakes, that I made the mistake of tasting after I was already full from my meal. So yeah I then had to continue to eat her pancakes until I wanted to barf). We walked around a very foggy Bar Harbor/Arcadia National Park. But hey, the fog gave it atmosphere (just look at the BOAT picture on flickr). I love boats.

Anyway, Elizabeth I am very glad I could be there to watch you get married. And you have the nicest friends/family. Congratulations!

Reason #3423 why the internet rocks

http://www.littlepeoplemeet.com/

Confession

On Wednesday I had a sip of Coca-Cola. I know...high fructose corn syrup. But it was hot. Not just normal hot, it was mother-fucking hot. And I was apartment searching, then a friend offered me a sweet sweet sip of coke. And I folded like a t-shirt at the Gap.

But prior to the INCIDENT and since, I have stayed strong. Acutally it hasn't been hard so far at all to give up high fructose corn syrup.

FRIDAY AFTERNOON AT WORK

These jokes made me laugh. If you read them they will make you laugh too. Unless you are a terrorist. Then you can't laugh.